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The Hot Wings That Were Too Hot

OK, so this was totally my fault. My buddies, Sam, Jack and Tim wanted to watch the game. It was my brilliant idea to have a dinner-hockey watching-party. I thought id just cook my (self-proclaimed) world famous hot wings some fries, have a ton of beer and a ton of fun it would be great!

When I look back it was technically my fault but it was mostly Sam’s fault too. I was on the phone with him while I was  making my (self-proclaimed) world famous marinade. I can’t tell you exactly what I put in it, because you may sell it to a food corporation and become a billionaire, which wouldn’t be fair. What I will tell you is they pack a punch.

I love spicy food so I have quite a high tolerance to spicy dishes. I tend to use Scotch Bonnet peppers and I am always very vigilant when putting them into my food because it’s a spicy pepper. However on this occasion Sam was telling me about his latest date, and to put it lightly he went into various details that have the power to distract a man.

Basically I forgot how many peppers I put in the marinade and added another one just to be sure and in my confusion I forgot to give it a taste and put it in the fridge without a second thought. Funnily enough the night of our dinner party/hockey fest I noticed that the wings were had a lot more color than usual, specifically red.

Just so you know that the best method of treating a spicy tongue is milk. Milk stops the spice in it’s tracks and instantly soothes you. People tend to go with water which actually makes spicy dishes more spicy. You should also know at this point I did not have a drop of milk in my house.

To cut a long story short, myself and the guys tucked into my wings and then proceeded to use every curse word we knew existed, along with some I’m sure we made up in our state of pain.
Some might see this as a disaster but I’ve got to say the fries and Hot Pockets I made were unquestionably awesome, so I’m calling it a win.

The Night Of The Lazy Takeaway

I love my job, I really do. Working for an online casino website really keeps you on your toes. Working at you can guarantee there will never be a dull day. The online casino world is so competitive that no one can be sure that they are secure, I’ve seen business fall, and fall fast. It sounds scary but it truly fuels the creative juices, keeping one step ahead of the competition brings out great things in all of the staff.

While it’s often inspiring, it can also wear you out both mentally and physically, so when (again) I completely forgot that I had planned a dinner party, and instead passed out on my  couch half-way through a thrilling episode of Grey’s Anatomy, waking up to my hungry friends knocking on my door was a little embarrassing.

Mr David Gent was nice enough to suggest a takeaway dinner party. That was the greatest idea I had heard all day! The only problem was that whenever a group of people decide to order take out they can never decide on exactly what to order. On this occasion Angela wanted Chinese but Toby had Chinese for lunch, David wanted sushi and Angela would be up for that but Toby felt more like burgers and this went on for a while.

I literally fell asleep again waiting for them to decide what to eat. I was just glad I didn’t have to cook anything. Finally I woke up to Toby holding a large slice of pepperoni pizza below my nose. It was one of those great moments you have in life when you realize exactly why you love all of your friends.